Steve Berman (Skit)

　　Steve: Hey, Em, what's up?

　　Eminem: Steve Berman. What's Goin' on, man, how you doin? Good to see you

　　AGAin. What's up?

　　Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?

　　Eminem: Umm, yeah, what's...

　　Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.

　　Secretary: OKay.

　　Eminem: So what's up? How's orders loOKing for the fIrst week?

　　Steve: It would be better If you gave me nothing at all.

　　Eminem: Wh-

　　Steve: ThIs album Is less than nothing. I can't sell thIs f**king record.

　　Eminem: Wha-

　　Steve: Do you know what's happening to me out there?

　　Eminem: Wh-wha-what's the problem?

　　Steve: VIolent Ground told me to Go f**k myself!

　　Eminem: Who's VIolent...?

　　Steve: Tower Records told me to shove thIs record up my a**! Do you know

　　what It feels lIke to be told to have a record shoved up your a**?

　　Eminem: But, I-

　　Steve: I'm Gonna lose my f**kin' job over thIs. You know why Dre's record

　　was so successful? He's rappin' about bIg-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and

　　b**ches. You're rappin' about homoseXuals and VIcadin.

　　Eminem: I mean-

　　Steve: I can't sell thIs sh*t!

　　Eminem: What-

　　Steve: EIther change the record or It's not coming out!

　　Eminem: What, I-

　　Steve: Now get the f**k out of my offIce!

　　Eminem: What am I supposed-

　　Steve: NOW!

　　Eminem: AlrIght man, whatever.

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