Evil Twin (Skit)

　　From the fIrst album even the gals were lIke tIght screamy eyes''

　　But my f**king mouth was Nightmare-Ish

　　And from The Start of It you felt lIke you were a part of thIs

　　And the opposItIon felt the opposIte

　　SometImes I lIsten and revIsIt them old albums

　　Often as I can and skIm through all them b**ches

　　To make sure I keep up wIth my competItIon

　　Of beats hoarder of rhymes

　　Borderline genIus who's bored of hIs lines

　　And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now

　　Feel lIke I mIght just strIke fIrst and Ignore the replIes

　　ThIs darkness comes in me

　　(EvIl twin)

　　And comes AGAin

　　That ain't me

　　He's just a frIend who pops up now and AGAin

　　So don't blame me blame hIm

　　I step out and see my evIl twin he gIves me an evIl grin

　　Welcome back to the land of the lIving my frIend

　　You have slept for quIte some tIme

　　So who's left Lady GAGA Messed wIth the BIeber

　　Nah F wIth ChrIstina I ain't f**king wIth eIther JessIca neIther

　　SImpson or Alba my albums just sIcker than struck wIth the fever

　　Feel lIke I'm burning to Death but I'm freezin'

　　Bed-wrItten and destined to never leave the

　　Bedroom ever AGAin lIke the legend of Heather Ledger

　　My suIcIde notes barely legIble read the

　　Bottom It's sIgned by The JOKer

　　Lorraine saId I never can leave her

　　She'd sever my wIener I ever deceIve her

　　F**k that sh*t b**ch

　　GIve up my dIck for p**sy I'd be Jerry Mathers

　　At the beaver

　　Get them tIttIes cut off @R_144_3266@ing to mess wIth the cleaver

　　Golly-wally regIstered Jesus

　　Ever since 1-9-9-4-6 dresser It was definIte lean

　　My destiny went on the steps I met Deshaun at Osbourne

　　I'd never make It to sophomore

　　I just wanted to skIp school and rap used to mop floors

　　FlIp burgers and wash dIshes but I wrote

　　Rhymes @R_144_3266@ing to get props for 'em

　　Cause I toOK boOK-smarts and swapped for 'em

　　They was sleeping I made them stop snorin'

　　Made them break out the popcorn

　　Now I've been hIp hop in Its tIp top form

　　Since N W A was blaring through my car

　　Windows leaning on the horn

　　Screaming ''f**k the polIce'' lIke cop porn

　　FlIpped rap on Its ear lIke I dropped coin

　　F**k top 5 b**ch I'm top 4

　　ANd that includes BIggIe and Pac whore

　　And I Got an evIl twin so who do you think

　　That's 3rd and that 4th spot's for

　　And as crazy as I am I'm much tamer than hIm

　　And I'm nuts then AGAin who the f**k wants to plain Eminem

　　But no ONE's insaner than SlIm loOK at that evIl grin (evIl twin)

　　Please come in what was your name AGAin

　　HI fagGot

　　LoOK who's back wIth a crab up hIs a**

　　LIke a lobster crawled up there

　　Two rabbIts a koala bear and a ball of haIr

　　And you're all aware I ain't Got It all upstaIrs

　　Guess that's why I'm an addIct and It's just small up there

　　Peace to WhItney geez just hIt me

　　That I should call the loONEy polIce to come get me

　　Cause I'm so sIck of being the truth

　　I wIsh somebody finally admIt me

　　into a mental hospItal wIth BrItney

　　Oh LMFAO no way ho

　　Couldn't beat thIs rap OJ no

　　Hooray I'm off the hoOK lIke Casey Anthony

　　Hey ho hey ho

　　I sound lIke I'm @R_144_3266@ing to sing the chorus to f**king hIp hop hooray

　　No I'm hollering you Got bottom in lIke an a-hole

　　EIght and a base whether I'mf**king off that instead of your face ho

　　Let your low hand raIse yo

　　TanGo what you think ho

　　Slow dancing in the bowling

　　You @R_144_3266@ing to hold hands wIth your homIe

　　What You think I'm loOKing for romance cause I'm lONEly

　　Change that tune you ain't Got remote chance to control me

　　Ho I'm only vulnerable when I Got a bONEr

　　Superman trIed to f**k me over It won't hurt

　　Don't @R_144_3266@ to fIX me I'm brOKe so I don't work

　　So are you but you're brOKe cause you don't work

　　But all b******t asIde I hIt a strIde

　　StIll Shady insIde haIr every bIt Is dyed

　　As It used to be when I fIrst introduced y'all to my skIddIsh sIde

　　And blamed It on hIm when they trIed to crItIcIze

　　Cause we are the same b**ch

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