Asshole

　　You think It's a jOKe 'tIl you're bulletrIddled

　　But you should gIve lIttle sh*t what I think

　　ThIs whole world Is a mess

　　GottA Have a Goddamn vest on your chest

　　And a Glock just to Go watch Batman

　　Who needs to test a testIcles

　　Not that man

　　Half of you don't Got the guts and intestinal blockage

　　Rest of you Got lap bands

　　Stuck to thIs motto before they put bath salts

　　And all those water bottles in Colorado so get lost Waldo

　　My soul's escapin' through thIs asshole that Is gapin'

　　A black hole and I'm swallowin' thIs track whole

　　Better pack toIlet paper but I'm taking no crap ho

　　Here I Go down the Bat Pole

　　And I'm changing back into that old manIac

　　in fact there they Go @R_670_3266@in' to dIp out the backdoor retreatin'

　　'Cause everybody knows

　　Everybody knows that you're just an asshole

　　Everywhere that you Go

　　People wanna Go home everyONE knows

　　Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nIce

　　There's no place you can hIde

　　You are just an asshole

　　EveryONE knows everyONE knows

　　Holy mackerel

　　I'm the bIggest jerk on the planet earth

　　I smacked a gIrl off the mechanIcal bull at a tractor pull

　　For thinkin' we had some magnetIc pull

　　Then screamed ICP in thIs b**ch

　　How do f**kin' magnets work

　　'Cause you're attractIve but we ain't attractable

　　Hate to be dramatIcal but I'm not romantIcal

　　I'm making up words you can understandable It's tragIcal

　　Thinkin' some magIcal sh*t's GonnA Happen that ain't practIcal

　　You crackin' a jOKe It's laughable

　　'Cause me and love's lIke a bad combinatIon

　　I keep them feelings locked in a vault

　　So It's safe to say I'm uncrackable

　　My heart Is truly guarded full body armor

　　B**ch you just need a helmet

　　'Cause If you think you're specIal you're retarded

　　Thinkin' you're ONE of a kind lIke you Got some platinum vagina

　　You're a train wreck I Got a ONEtrack mind

　　Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er

　　'Cause you been a Gold dIgger since you was a minor

　　Been @R_670_3266@na hunt me down lIke a dog

　　'Cause you're on my a** but you can't get a cent

　　'Cause all of my spare tIme Is spent

　　On my nose in thIs binder so don't bother @R_670_3266@in'

　　Only women that I love are my daughters

　　But sometImes I rhyme and It sounds lIke I forget I'm a father

　　And I push It farther

　　So father forgIve me If I forget to draw the line

　　It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent

　　I'll never grow up so to hell wIth your parents

　　And Motherf**kin' father tIme

　　It ain't never Gonna stop a pessImIst

　　Who transformed to an optImIst in hIs prIme

　　So even If I'm halfdead I'm half alIve

　　Poured my half @R_662_3473@ty glass in a cup

　　So now my cup has runneth over

　　And I'm 'bout to set It on you lIke a mothaf**kin' coaster

　　I'm Going back to what Got me here

　　Yeah cocky and can't knock being rude off so fear not my dear

　　And dry up your teardrops I'm here

　　WhIte AmerIca's mIrror so don't feel awkward or weIrd

　　If you Stare at me and see yourself because you're ONE too

　　Shouldn't be a shock because everybody knows

　　Everybody knows that you're just an asshole

　　Everywhere that you Go

　　People wanna Go home everyONE knows

　　Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nIce

　　There's no place you can hIde

　　You are just an asshole

　　EveryONE knows everyONE knows

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